The brainless beautiful woman syndrome

Women with the beautiful woman syndrome typically think they are much smarter than they actually are. The following quotes from BWSers illustrate this groundless arrogance in addition to their ever-present vanity. Note the many errors of spelling and grammar, suggesting that females with the beautiful woman syndrome are too busy looking at mirrors to open a dictionary or read a book now and then.

  • "I am a extradionary person with many facets that intreeg me to no end. The depths of myself even i struggle to understand at times."
  • "I don't have time for guys who are ugly, boring, poor, or not well-endowed. When you're hot as I am you can be a bitch!" (If you are a man who wishes to increase his penis size, read my books (The Science of Sex and Advanced Enlargement) to learn how to do this. It may seem impossible, but it's not.)
  • "I am the most awesome person on the planet earth. You would be very lucky to lick my feet."
  • "I REALLY REALLY HATE UGLY PEOPLE. I ALSO REALLY TRULY HATE FAT PEOPLE, I KNOW I MAY SOUND NASTY BUT I HATE UGLY PEOPLE AND FAT PEOPLE SO MUCH THAT I COULD SCREAM! I MEAN LIPSUCTION COULD BE USED? I DONT MEAN TO BRAG BUT I AM PERFECT IN EVERY WAY AND I KNOW I WILL NEVER BE FAT OR UGLY EVEN WHEN I AM OLD. I WILL RATE YOU 1 IF YOU ARE FAT OR UGLY !" (May sound nasty? What might happen to this person when she loses her looks? That could occur at any time. Here's a true story * of how an accident changed the outlook of a woman with the beautiful woman syndrome.)
  • "It all started when I was in first grade. I saw my reflection in a spoon while I was eating lunch, and I recall thinking, 'Wow, you are ridiculously attractive, so perhaps I should be a model.' Or perhaps the eighth wonder of the world . . ."
  • "I'm charismatic and hotter than a microwave oven and have been known to reduce grown men to tears. I have an angel's face and a devil's figure. I'm a posion in a pretty pink pill. There's no one else out there like me, so here's the deal: I'm great and the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."
  • "I catch lots of attention and I don’t mind saying that because it's true. There's a bonus to hanging around me: if you have a zit on your nose or just otherwise look like shit, no one will notice because everyone will be looking at me!"
  • "I am everything you wish you could be, and everything you wish you could have, and everything you wish you could love, and everything you wish you could touch. I am everything you hate, and everything you are jealous of, and everything you dispise." (Yes, arrogant people who cannot spell despise! :-)
  • "My smile can make the most senile old man bite his tongue; my eyes are comparable to a sparkling sunrise; my breasts are the essence of perfection; my skin is like flawless porcelain; my body makes people stare in amazement, especially at the beach. Yes, folks, the rumors are true: I am a 10; I am the most beautiful woman to ever live."
  • "My name is tammy..princess 4ever 1988 all one word." (She's trying to camouflage her e-mail address in her profile, but doesn't realize that it is virtually useless without a domain name. tammyprincess4ever1988@____________.___ cannot be sent. However, I created a site that gives people a way to contact you via e-mail without you having to reveal your e-mail address! See www.MySpamSponge.com.)
  • "I am an over-educated gorgeous bitch with ridiculously perfect DDs. I can be quite a handfull, but you won't find another woman like me. Ever."
  • "Well, what can I say? Just look at my hot photos -- they will explane every thing."
  • "I don't want to be, you know, a dumb person—I want—I want to be, educated." (Can you guess which celebrity uttered this? Let's give her credit for this laudable aspiration that is, believe it or not, quite possible. For example, my sixth-grade teacher once opined that I was "slow," yet I graduated in the top 1% of my class in medical school. If you want to increase your intelligence or help someone do the same, read about my transformation from dunce to doctor.)
  • "well dont know what u put in here so whatever ya wanna know just ask!!!" (Put in an introduction: a few words about who you are, what you like, what you're looking for in a partner, etc. Incidentally, while she seems unusually vacuous, even bright people can have difficulty writing a good personal profile essay and thinking of a clever headline. I created a site that makes it easy to do that. In fact, you can compose a profile without typing at all, just by clicking! See www.myprofilewriter.com.)
  • "My name is Jenny...and I am 20 and a perfect 10... more informations...just ask me...BTW I dont have a memborship so I cant contact you. " (She should use www.ContactMeFree.com, which allows you to contact people that you've noticed on personals sites and other Internet pages without the need to pay those sites or to create an account with them. In fact, everyone who participates in online dating should use ContactMeFree—unless you like wasting time, throwing your money away, and decimating your chances of finding your best possible match.)
  • "Just look at me I mean c'mon every guy loves a beautifull busty blonde, right? My dilicious body is only 108 pounds but I'm a TON of fun!!!"
  • "I'm fun, smart, hot, and if your not, your not for me! Loser's do not apply!"
  • "I am down to earth and extremely awesome and honestly if you don't know me I am sorry, so messege me!!"
  • "i dont want to tell you my hole life story, i dont even know where i should start, but here is some things you should know about me: i have big boobs but an even biger brain, texting is my adiction, and i have a great personallity."
  • "I am a hypocondriact and hate it. I am smart and planning to study ecconomics in collige."
  • "I'm the most amazingest person I know. I am freaking awesome!!" (Only two exclamation points? Doesn't someone who is "freaking awesome" deserve at least three?)
  • "No conceededness aloud." (Gee-whiz, three words, and two were misspelled!)
  • "I am definantly hillarious. I really hate it when people do things that piss me off cause then i just want to break people so much. haha that makes me smile and giggle well want to know more?" (No, I want to call 911 and run for cover!)
  • "Chances are I am too young (& much too good!!) for you, so dont respond if you are old ugly fat or gross. I plan to be a tattoo artist."
  • "single, outgoing, very sweet girl, and well just plain fun to be around. I AM, TOTALLY A BABE. I want to meet nice guy's."
  • "Amanda,ninteen,In Ohio,im not a huge fan of hambugers. im a fantastic intallectual i think of my self. i am truly my biggest fan."
  • "I have a posative out look . . ."
  • "i am the self proclaimed grand Queen of my castle and destroyer of countless hearts wherever i go. i am totally convinced that i am the reincarnate of a higher supreme being, some one much too big for just one name. You can love me, which i highly recommend you do, or you can hate me." (A bit of advice for her: If you're looking for love, don't hold your breath.)
  • "the name is nicole. the fantastic GREAT one. i am a riot and have a FABULOUS sense of humor. im definately the sweetest girl you will ever meet, if you are lucky enough to meet me."
  • "i'm just your average girl, except i'm not, because i'm really awesom. oh, and i'm much better and far hotter than your girlfriend. i'm cool, plain & simple. Worship me."
  • "I don't know why someone wouldn't want to meet me. I mean, look at me, I am too gorgeous for words!"
  • "I'm definately the coolest and cutest person I know."
  • "Helo, its me as always lookin beautifull and givin my oppinions. Im stubborn and love riding my motercycle."
  • "My name is Brittany and my friend Amy interduced me to join now that it dont caust money to join. I love danceing and singing and I wright music lyrics too. I play soccer and use to play hockey."
  • "Hi, well to star off im a intresting person...i am a naturally blonde 18 year old optomistic girl who is graduated from highschool and i will major in biology/pre-med to become a doctor."
  • "Hey im just checkin this sight out,,, i have many interests,,, and i like to meet new people and have new experances. i like to surround myself around winners!! With me,,, what you see is what you get baby,,, i have 7 tattoos, 3 percings,,, i am basicly 110 pounds of pure sex apeel."
  • "I'm very bright and was born with an excess of personality that can be treated with alcohol, fortunately. My friends say that I am more tolerable when I drink. I don't know what else to write other than I am awesome and have many references to prove it. I will own the universe one day."
  • "im a smart girl lokking to make frinds or more. im good lokking and one of the most interesting people you will ever meet. im pretty spontaneous and fun loving person and pretty much im a big deal. oh and did i mention im super cute too?"
  • "i am 26 5'4 and fun to talk too and so sexy and sweet. im self-centered! i wont lie . . . im my favorite subject! if you dont like it then back of. i luv to be spontanious and enjoy making people laugh." (Then keep writing!)
  • "im married and bored with my daly routeen. im hot but not really here to meet neone, just tryin to find a few friends on here."
  • "im a fun lovein girl. i know im hot. some people say i am Jessica Simpson's long lost sister. im a big partier and i just totalled my jeep but my dad got me a new mercedes! :-)"
  • "Its summer here and the weather is getting hot, like me!"
  • "I know that all the guys want me but I'm not conceided. I have a quick whitt, and intelligents. Im cool, just ask me."
  • "hey guys im just a kick ass chick...i have a dry sence of humor...i love to do anything crazy or spontaniouse...im pretty much amazing,ask anyone."
  • "I'm hot . . . and you're not! I'm pretty much really cool."
  • "I'm six foot two and I am the tallest, cutest girl ever! BTW, if you dont like ALL of my keywords, dont waist your time."
  • "I like: going out, the beach, movies, my family, and lots more! I hate: bad drivers, guys with big egos, people who can't spell, liars, cheeters, theifs . . . ." (Cheeters and theifs?)
  • "I am a real hottie going to school for message therapy. I know I will have lots of clients in the future cause many guys will want me to message them." (Let me guess . . . applicants for massage therapy school must not be evaluated on the basis of spelling. correct?)
  • "hellou, my hobbys is doin makeup, wharing shoes ahnd haveing boyfriends. i know taht i am not wery clever but i have big boobs."
  • "I love to exersise and Im looking at becoming a ciropracter." (Thankfully for her, the admissions requirements at chiropractic schools are not as stringent as those for medical schools.)
  • "I don't care what the heck you think. I don't care how you feel. Basically, I just don't care. I hate over 99.9% of the human population."
  • "I am an intelectual . . ." (And I am skeptical!)
  • "I'm the stuff of which fantasies are madeof. I'm single, highly educated, a genious, and very fabulous. Not looking for anything less, so dont email me unless your as great as I am. Oh...and if you think I am gorgeous...your right, I am. VERY! Oh did I mention I'm kind of a big deal? I can promise you will never met another like me!" (You are probably correct!)
  • "i love to gives kisses and hugs. i am really hot so if i hug or kiss you you will LOVE IT!!! i smile alot and love to laugh and im smart and awsome." (But not smart enough to spell awesome.)
  • "im looking for a guy with a personality,goodlooking,goal oriantated,clean,good job && defiantely no drama."
  • "its dificult for me to say what im looking for as far as looks go but because it is the personality that will ultimatly make or brak someone for me but i know that as far as velus and attitude." (What??)
  • "dontcha wish your boyfriend was hot like i am?" (Boyfriend? Given that she is a woman in a forum in which she is viewed by men, she should have said girlfriend.)
  • "I'm pretty sure there is more to life than being really, really gorgeous. And I plan on finding out what that is."
  • "dont hate me cause im beautiful, and i wont hate you for being ugly. i have large gorgeous boobs and my milkshake makes men crave me and women envy me when they see my breasts bouncing up and down. im quite the catch and not easily impressed, but go ahead and give it your best shot. good luck. haveing a chance to date me is a gift that few men are lucky enough to get."
  • "My hobbies include drinking, dancing, chillen with my friends and just bulshiting. I'm a fruitcake computer nut. Many other things about me are also interesting. You should want to meet me because i am a really cool person and very hot."
  • "i'm absolutely gorgeous inside and out and all guys tend to fall in love with me. i am in hair dressers collage and thats about it fort me."
  • "i love music clothes and hanging out with my friends. hate to work but love to drink. vodka is like love to me but don't you worry about that cause i'm not an alcoholic really its just what i perfer. on weekend you can usually find me with my friends causing mischif." (And where will you be on Monday? In rehab? Or jail?)
  • "What can I write about my self other then I am probably the hottest girl you will ever meet!"
  • "I'm a 26 year old female looking for cute guys who are tall, funny, and most imporantly cute. If you are, maybe you'll be lucky enough to get to know me. I am all you have ever wanted and what all the other girls promised but don't have. I am the one. Look no further because you have found perfection."
  • "A pet peeve of mine is profile photos of guys flexin there muscles . . . I mean, its so cheesy!" (Several other women on that site complain about the same thing. Interestingly, many of them—including the one who wrote the preceding complaint—post photos of themselves showing their breasts, abs, thighs, and buttocks. It's funny how blind they are to this double standard.)
  • "im a loving and caring hottie who love to travell,read,dance,and meet new guys and im easy going and jofier, always happy and i love to meet a loving and caring guy for a long tetm relationship which could leed to marraige." (She loves to read? I wonder if she likes spelling bees, too?)
  • "im hot and you want me, dont you? i want a man who is willing to beat the shit out of anyone just for looking at me." (Better get used to spending quality time with your man while he is in state prison!)
  • "I want a man who will love me like the ocean but hates everyone else; is borderline crazy; and will bark and growl and bite and/or kill any nutjobs who mess with me! Love ya, babe! For that man, I am yours! Get ready for a lifetime of fun!" (No, get ready for years in prison!)
  • "Im so hot , i double-matched my damn self!! However if there is anybody who is into an itelligent chat, hit me up." (Thanks, but I prefer intelligent conversations.)
  • "I'm tall and have really big feet for my age (6'1", size 13 feet). I've always preferred traditional incadescent lighting. Will I ever get a boyfriend?? Basically, I am a freak of nature."
  • "My intrest include shoping, haveing fun, and drinkin until I say whatevers on my mind. Im basically amazin thats all there is to it."
  • "Do you have any idea how hard it is to be this hot. My photos have rarley been aproved on here cause they think I am too hot to be real."
  • "my name is rachel am a loveing kind hot woman who is hopfull for the future. I enjoy being the cented of attention, but Im not always trying to be."
  • "hey im Suzie, thats spelt F.U.N. i love chattin so messege me. i'm here out of bordom."
  • "my pics arnt that good . . . im cuter than this but your hot what up?" (She posted this in her personal profile. By including "your hot what up?" (sic), she evidently thinks that the only person seeing her profile will be the hot one whom she is referring to.)
  • "When I saw your pix I couldnt resist contacting you...I like your car too!" (Another woman who is dumb enough to believe that her profile text will be seen only by the guy she is interested in, and that he will magically receive her message. Even if he stumbled upon her profile, he would never know that he was the intended recipient.)
  • "i am looking for a hot tennage boyfriend about 18 or 19 or so and you seemed cute, if you want to talk message me anytime." (Yet another one!)
  • "i see your on here boy i sure do miss talking to you & hope to see you again soon i cant belive you didnt call me when you got home." (Still another one who thinks that she can send a personal message by including it in her profile text!)
  • "am amber by name i read your profile and find it interested. how was your day today. i am easy going,smokin hot,smart,friendly,also intelligent." (And another one!)
  • "i smoke,hav a few tatts,like mountain,walk,picnic,amusment park.5'2",small inside and out.i dont like brainatics." (Don't worry—you're not one of them! BTW, I don't like "brainatics" (sic) either, but I do like brainiacs.)
  • "i am a very down to earth person and very funny to be around and cool to hang out with. please contact me. you won't regreat it."
  • "The name is Angela and with my great personallity i attract lots of atention. im elegant sweet and pretty. i can only say that,i possesed all these qualities.sexy body.perfect beauty.charm,and powerfull mind.which i considered these to be as my x-factor."
  • "I'm Jessica I'm an extravert & I'm *AWESOME* in case you didn't know!!"
  • "i like people with a sense of humor,,and anyone who dont have it,are boring!!! im looking to talk to woman web-cam preferrable."
  • "As you can see I am extremely hot and Very Smart. I like to meet someone who interesteed in travel."
  • "i like to sleep a lot ,its a great hobbie ,i plan to live of my dad for the rest of my life so i dont have a job."
  • "Names Amy my second name should be CUTE u gotta admit i am SEXILICIOUS! i am a blonde hair blue eyed beautie and i am a restuarant manager in my families business."
  • "yes they're real and yes i am short but wat i lack in hight i make up 4 in the bedroom if u no wat i meen."
  • "Just trying to enjoy being young and very beautiful. I'm unique, friendly, fun, wild, and I'm yours . . . not really but you wish I were! I can GUARENTEE you will never meet another girl like me."
  • "Im probably the most REALEST chick youll ever meet. I like to sing and dance. Ima cheerleader. I love to shopp. Im the kind of girl you give your last name too."
  • "I work with my mother, we own a fashion company. she's the boss, but Im the next to her. Im a very brite and creativ person, with no complications, very practice."
  • "i am so sexy that i could take a shit on the street and no one would care." (And you wonder why beautiful women think they can do whatever they please? In their pea-brains, their beauty exempts them from the need to abide by the laws and rules of etiquette that the rest of us follow.)
  • "u are like omg realy gorgous. i would realy like to talk and get to no you for sure." (This is the text of her personal ad, which would of course be more appropriate for a note to one person.)
  • "Im karen my motto is "tequila makes my clothes fall off" Im the bessssssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttt." (She's not just the best or the besstt, but the bessssssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttt. In her mind, of course.)
  • "I am very happy and content with myself as I learned that I am not bad company."
  • "Im your basic girl nexted door, but probibly ten times cuter than any naybor you ever had -- LOL! Im trying to meet some nice fun people, preferabley between 19-24. Ive been told I am wise beyond my years."
  • "I'm a gorgeous 31 year old single women." (Plural, huh?)
  • "i have no clue why this site listed me as a male and i have no clue how to change it but as you can see im hot from head to toe and definately all female." (Basically, you have no clue.)
  • "go ahead and try to interest me and keep my attention. you don't really have a chance, but, give me what you've got."
  • "im self-centered! im my favorite subject!"
  • "Piece of heaven? Perhaps a slice of angel face? Gift from God? Or all of the above?"
  • "I am very beautifull, highly inteligent, funny, and carring. I am going to school to become a registurd nurse."
  • "i enjoy doing stuff which involves things and whatnot. i have super powers and a bod to die for. i promise that i am just as great as i sound."
  • "I am very selfish. I will lie to you. I will tell you that I love you even though I don't. I will use you until you have nothing left. At that point, I will lose interest, and then I will cheat on you and leave you. I am not kidding." (Thanks for the warning! :-)
  • "i'm gorgeous and absolutely brilliant. i'm the most amazing person you'll ever meet in your entire life. guaranteed." (Why is it that hot women who think they are brilliant never seem to do anything brilliant?)
  • "I'm very hot, come on now, who the h*!! wouldn't wanna meet me cause you know I'm a sexy bitch?! If you don't wanna meet me, then your gay."
  • "I'm very comunicable, atractive aswell. I want a man who I can't beat up."
  • "heyyaa im 21 years old and im a hair dresser and i own mahh own bussiness. im a single mother that spens most of her time taking care of my daughter, who is just as cute as I is!"
  • "I have a great since of humor and am nterested in all sports exp. volleyball. I dream of finding my perfect man and are life together."
  • "Hey Im Sexy And Very Extrovers. I Love Boys And Boys Love Me."
  • "people call me 'Sweety' all of the time and yes i have a brain and no how to use it. all around, im one of the best woman youll ever meet!!!"
  • "My personality aloud me to easily make friends, and i have lots of them. i believe that when life gives you lemons, mix them with vodka and get smashed."
  • "I am the coolest girl you will ever wish you knew but unfortunately for you I am taken and I am madly in love . . . suckers!!"
  • "Im a lifegaurd and work at nursing home. I deffinitly dont have any dirty sex fetishes or unhealthy obsesssions, like collecting lint or something equally odd."
  • "im one foxy woman who likes having fun .... im one of a kind .... hey .... what can i say .... im the greatest .... blonde hair blue eyes slim hot bod big boobs long slim legs .... baseicaly a total fox .... sporty supercool kick ass babe. Iam better then you deserve! *Dount write to me unless you are tall dark hansome and VERY rich cause im the bestest person in the world!!!"
  • "I'm bi, primarrily looking to meet sexy women. I really like ones with huge breasts. I'm 5'5", 115, with measurements of 35DD-22-34. And guys, u better have a huge penis, and proove it."
  • "I'm really awesome, very blunt, gorgeous as u can see, oh yeah, and modest, too. I love to smoke dope. I wanna be a SuicideGirl!"
  • "Stunning single femail looking to meet and share lifes experiences with someone very special. My goals are to really do nothing. I think I'm interesting even if no one else does."
  • "im 22 and live near sacromento. My friends think im hot, and they're correct about that, but the quality of my personality exceeds that of my appearance. I am studying something of importance at college. I enjoy singing and being amazing." (I would be even more amazed if she could correctly spell the name of her city!)
  • "i am ton's fun to be around and i am funny as hell. i am also hot as hell but very down to earth low mantience girl."
  • "My name is Tiffany. i live in no were Iowa! i'm your typical 20year-old feamale."
  • "I'm 23 Singles currently going to school for nursing, just want to meet someone. I like to drink wine and go for long walks. My favoirite color is yellow. I'm too awesome to be doing this, but I am!"
  • "My name is Amy. im pretty much a big deal. what amuses me is the stupidity of others, and there lack of common sence. education is a must, use it. im a princess and a $ITCH!"
  • "i'm tall and slim, alway's changein my hair, i'm pretty much awesome. i'm blunt, a smartass, and a bitch. I am who I am, and if you cant accept that move around. And if you wanna know more, it's Priviledge info."
  • "Well im name is Carol im a lessbian. Im what u call not youre average woman im low maintanced. im currantly in a relaytionship."
  • "I want to be a proffesional singer and dancer. I now work as a licence vocactional nurse."
  • "im a femminist who likes showing men what im mad of."
  • "I'm a bitch and I can get away with beeing that way because I'm hot."
  • "Let me see...I'm truly awesome. I have 9 tattoos and I'm really badass."
  • "Couple things you wanna know about me. 1: I'm even cuter in real life than I am in my picture..and 2: I hate pessimicity. 3: I appreaciate loyalty. 4: I have an adorible daughter. 5: I am an unbeleevably exciting goddess!"
  • "Sometimes i fell lonely, but i got some kids, i got three sisters & a few brothers. i likes me a cold beer or two or four....I intend to be a very good profesional!!!"
  • "Well, I was board so I posted this hoping to meet someone. I am 25 years old and I enjoy horesback riding, clubing, ice skateing and drinking."
  • "Im Stephanie. Im singel and high maintenance. If I liek you, you might get lucky. I liek to travel and beat up fat chicks."
  • "Obivously the name is Marnie. Im looking for friends, NOT a realionship.. so dont ask. I work at Wal-Mart and yes it does suck I have 3 tattoos."
  • "I, like all beautiful people, want to find a partner who has as much to offer as I do. I am not just looken for friends, so don't try matching with me unless you are smokin HOT."
  • "Told Im brutaly honest and I hate pessimicity. I like it when guys praze me and tell me how cute and SEXY I am, cause I am as you can see."
  • "My names Ashley im absolutely gorgeous i have blond hair and blue eyes. i love hot boys especially dominicans and pueroricans."
  • "So I'm Nikki, yea I'm cute. My life is super boring yet halarious, well atleast I think so. I want to meet a hansome man with lots of money...if that's you, remember we're only a mousie click apart!!"
  • "Names Melissa, I am 21 years old. I am a bitch, but I really dont care what you think. Try to come up with an explanation for why I am the way I am, but again, I dont care what you think."
  • "Im a bartender, and model, and doing the school thing to be a doctor? Im cool and like a phenominal...I swear." (And I swear you're not!)
  • "ima lesbian and i am so sexy and hot baby. im not into drugs but it doesnt bother me if you are. i love dogs and cats, i also have collage experiance, im currently working in retale.Please comment."
  • "i'm an easygoing athlectic person who loves to party and have fun. just in case your wondering, yes my boobs are real and i love them! i truly enjoy sex and i am the best you will ever have!"
  • "Usually I'm the one that all eyes turn to when I enter a room, but getting to know me is even better becuase words could never describe me. Thats me in a nutshell. Dont u just love me?"
  • "im kewl and classy and fabulous. i want a guy with a six pack and is very funny and happi and has a sence of humor. im 23...so dont match me if your out of my age range."
  • "I am a petite hottie who is endowed with a sassy allure, much innate wisdom, and an misterious aura of sexual intrigue. Rigth now I'm dreaming about summer,this spring we beat are local record,is magic outside." (What???)
  • "If you're interested in me and hope to stand a chance, you must be interesting, normal, tall, handsome, and have enough money to keep me entertained. Otherwise, please stay the hell away from me, loser!"
  • "Some of you are really hot, but is anyone really as hot as me???"
  • "I am outgoing, sweet as sugar, caring, smoochable, and very single. My goal is to launch my career in nursing and be finacially stable and a homowner by the time I am 30. And in case you are wondering why I dont just marry a rich doctor, its because I find myself not getting along with them to well cause they seem to have big egos and think theyre so smart. I know I am smarter so I tell them what theyre doing wrong."
  • "i am a bisexuell girl who falls to easily with great science of humor. i think looks is important but personality is so veyr much more."
  • "i know i am sexy i just want to here other people say it baby!"
  • "I'm reel prety, mayby the hotest one you ever seen. I'm also very caind and optimistick. I'm open with my fealings but stil caind of a mistury."
  • "Hmm what can i say my name is Karen and Im real cute and the coolest funnest outgoing person ever."
  • "Hello cute girls! I am 100% lesbain and single just wanting to meet new chicks and hang out I am sweet, laid back and sarcasit. I will never fail to suprise you. My tounge & nose wear jewelry."
  • "I believe in useing my time wisely. Im a busy person, so dont waist my time. I'm not easy to get but I'm totally worth it. I love my body if you can't already tell."
  • "I'm just here to meat other people, and mayby to find a special freind."
  • "I was born and rasied in Florida but curintly in CA as a college student within the medical feild. I definatley aint a quiet person."
  • "I am better than you, and I could problaby make you want to committ suicide. And yes, I am from Sweden!"
  • "i plan to eventually go to university to bein the medical proffesion."
  • "Im loking for a boyfriend to enjoy life with.Im passinate and a very afectionit person who is sweet but smart.Im very possitive and is happy go lucky.I go to CMU right now, going for elementary education. Im an occassional drinker and my favorite hobbies are definately reading and sleeping!"
  • "Fellas, please . . . one at a time! Aren't I afriggindorable! I joined to see if society thinks I am as hot as I know I am! Here's the deal: I am definately the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."
  • "I have a bf and I am just here to meet GIRLS, NOT MEN, so fellas, if you contact me you are WAISTING your time." (I couldn't agree more!)
  • "I am a genuin, normal woman looking to meet peaple from all over the world for the time beeing."
  • "Im smarter than you and love living life to its fulliest! Give me a good rating folks,it will raise my self-esteem to the sky. Im a college student studying to be a librian. To much to write here, so if you want to know more just contact me!"
  • "I'm vain, very materialistic, honest, and straightforward. I want to be worshipped by a man who can't get enough of me. I am a well-kept secret that only a few are lucky enought to reveal. Without me the world would be a shabby place without laughter, lust, or luscious boobs."
  • "Hey everyone. How's life? Well as of now that's all that we share in commen because im the one and only Nikki. im a math major but im switching soon to 'international studies' whatever that means."
  • "I am a secretarry who enjoys the drive-inn movies and time with my friends! My most interresting hobby is my involvment with the Beauty Pageant industry."
  • "I am frendly and am looking for a man who will treet me the way a woman shold be treeted! I am a little shy but injoy conversations. Also injoy traviling and wachting movies and other stuff. Bottom line: I am absolutily amazing!"
  • "im looking for a guy im extremely attracted too. i have several piercings and a tat and many views on life and morals. i deserve the best in life. im smarter than you think and sometimes profound. im studying to become a counseling psychologist spealizing in marriage counseling. im fun and great to be around! You will never be able to forget me, try not to obsess please!"
  • "I am in collage studying journalism. I want to chat with an intelligent man who can give and take a little verbal brutality. Let's start WWIII, and then have ice cream!"
  • "Well, what can i say without being conceited? i'm a hot girl who love's to party, so if your not like that than don't bother, but otherwise if you like what your seeing and you find any interest in me you can always ask to find out more cause i dont really know whatn to say on here. so i hope you enjoyed. Message me."
  • "it is a thought universally known that men in possetion of large fortunes, must be in want of a wife. Yep, thats about right." (No, it isn't.)
  • "Hi.i am recently seperated and my interests is going out, smoking, drinking, and of coarse fucking. Background: i ain't no lady. Goals: unsure."
  • "I am as you can see very beauitiful and yes I know I am vane but when your hot as I am it is hard not to be, like all you rich guys with big egoes."
  • "im a part-time model, equestrian extraordinaire, massag therapist, oh and did i mention im writing a book? I am the Queen of party's.....if you dont believe me, you should come see for yourself. Please not to be requesting me if your very much older than me or sleazy."
  • "i love to go to the bar and i need a man that will talk care of me and my kids i this is what i am looking for a gut whith bolnde hair that works out so you want a femail the is out going and like to have fun with friends."
  • "I like to drink, have fun, listin to music, watch sports, but my favs are x-tream sports like motorcross and skateboarding. If you & me got something in common say hi."
  • "im hopeing to move to Florida soon cause i love the warm whether. Sorry boys but i am takin, so im just here to get rated."
  • "Recent College Grad! I use to run competively, Im a brainy nerd and i loves to travel. I use to cherlead and have done some modeling in the past."
  • "People say that I has an impecable fairplay and that I give good advices. I likes talking to people. im very frienly well i cant think anything else now."
  • "Hey my name is Amber and I have 7 tatoos and one piering. I love to met new people but if your not hot than I dont want to no you but so your self peoples." (Say what?)
  • "Hello, and Welcome to my picture and profile :-) Im a great girl with lots of different iterestes, Some of which is hanging out with friends and family, and going to pubs. Yea what can I say Im pretty much awesome! I hope you enjoy and hear from you soon."
  • "love sports? come join me to my usaul 20 mile bike ride! wanna be my bestfriend? get to know me and you won`t be dissapointed!"
  • "I am fantastically wonderful, I am HOT, and I have and excellant sense of humor!! And I basically ROCK THIS PLANET!!"
  • "im usaly a shy , laidback type of person , but im the biggist smart ass youll ever meet."
  • "Im sweet, but also deadly. Ive got the looks that kill. Im your best dream, but also your worst nightmare. I am a powerful force to be reckoned with."
  • "im just tryin out this site and seein where it would led too."
  • "Here's a pic of me at the club having a good time and lookin hot. Notice the men in the background staring at me . . . they all want me! But, who could blame them?"
  • "i am glamorous,agressive,FLAMBOUYANT.moody person but u will easilly bond with me ones u know me well. I AM ME AND ME IS GOOD!"
  • "i am very pretty and if u are really atractit to my lovely body and can respeact me, messige me."
  • "Hi I'm a slim cute and delicious girl with great teeth, great smile, great hair, great butt, great abs, great legs, and great BIG boobs! Life is to short to live without me so don't hesitate just hit me up before its to late!"
  • "I'm adorable, funny, and easy going. I'm curently in school and I work at one of the hotest strip clubs in town but I am how ever an old-fashioned counrty girl with high morrals."
  • "i am tall and thin and very out going and my respect for animals, nature, and humanaty have no frontiers."
  • "Hi, i have a awesome since of humor and im not up tight im jost looking for friends to talk to in a completely plotonic way. im just as beautiful on the inside as I am on the out. Life is to short not to enjoy."
  • "im on here just for the rating, to boost my ego and hear men writting to tell me how hot I am, so it's a superficial way of self gradification. my femail insticnts tell me to be wharey of online dating, cause some of you guys are nuts, some are loosers, and some are really dum and not wurth my time."
  • "I'm super cool and more than complex. I like my man to be the sameway."
  • "I'm very cute (as you can see from my profile photos), very outgoing, very adventerous, very smart, very fun, very single, very amazing, and wise beyond my years. I'm a rare find. Consider this your lucky day, because you've finally found me. Drop me a line and you wont be dissapointed! I drive a Caddilac. It's exceptional, like me."
  • "High! The answer is yes, they're natural! My name's Alissa, ok, here's the deal...im the most amazin person out there...there is no one like me. my passtimes are dragraces, football games, and drinking. I want a sexy and carismatic guy prefrebly with dark hair and dark eyes. Yes I am what you may call a conceeted bitch. Anyway, I love being that way and wont change for anyone. If you want my bod, and all guys do, you'll learn to put up with me."
  • "I'm a fun loveing woman who is way to hot for most of you writing to me, so GET REAL! Look in the mirror! Unless your awesome, don't even bother!"
  • "I love to listen to music and shop and most important to drink beer. I am sooo much fun to be around and I am so cool that sheep count me when they go to sleep. I am awesome trust me. Reply if your interested."
  • "im a 23 year old girl who enjoys the nite life who would like to meet others for corrispondence. i would challenge all thoughs who want to get in touch to make me smile."
  • "I'm a simpple but passionit person who loves hard and hates hard, definately not someone you want to mess with. I'm an adventerous sort within life. I'm looking for a first time incounter with a female. I've slept with several guys and none could satisfy me." (They obviously never read The Science of Sex.)
  • "im a brainy blonde in collage and going places, so prepare for disapointment if you click "yes" to meet me but arent hot and sucesfull. my sorority means the world to be and i love ice cream. I just so happen to be the coolest person in the world."
  • "im an interesting 24 year old proffesional. my life should be made into a lifetime movie. My profile pic is about 3 yrs old but i am still just as cute. I hope your used to rejection otherwise you might get your feelings hurt a little cause i am THE BEST so i want only the best."
  • "Hey what up? I'am 21 5'6 and live in southern Ohio. I love the out doors and spending time with family and friend's. I'am very outgoing & laid back. I'am recently attending College, I'am studying Neotology. I really enjoying school so far. I just want to enjoy life because it is to short not too. I whould like to meet new intersing friends!"
  • "I'm beautiful and just happen to be the coolest person I know. I'm into fitness and workout every day. I want to be the next Spokes model for RED BULL. I am quite pround about myself. Consider yourself lucky to have found me. Think you can handel me? Many have failed, but smiled trying."
  • "I'm a smart little spoilled brat who enjoys haveing fun like shopping, going to the movies and clubs, drinking, e.t.c! I don't have time for guys who aren't handsome and rich. When you're hot you can be a real bitch! Get over it or shut the hell up."
  • "i workout and keep fit. i love getting off but im not a sleezie girl! i enjoy life and workhard. i can't stand liar's. if i sound interesting in a new friend drop me a line and mabye we can chat."
  • "I have a doughter and am looking for a longterm realationship. I am a beautiful, intelligent, sexy Woman who wants to become a phycologist, the rest you will fined out later on. I am probably one of the best people you will ever meet, I promise. If you are some freaky ass old guy dont try to meet me, you pedifile! If you want to know more just ask and if your lucky I might respond."
  • "I'm a nice person to chat too and just here to meet friend's. I'm a nurse by day, but by nite, I'm a party animal."
  • "im mandy and i am awesome. my better is better than your better. im shallow, get over it."
  • "i think blondes have more fun so i die my hair. im into music aswell having fun in general. if you want to no anything else just ask. i know you gonna like me!"
  • "hey guyes my name is jessica. im a cute guenuine Catolic girl in college to become a psicologist or teacher. if you like what you hear let me know."
  • "I'm into horse back riding and dancing. I'm a christain trying to fallow the right path. I want a man with a good heart and his open with his feelings."
  • "I'm spontanious, aggreable, straight forward, very independent, and way to motivated. I belive in destiny. I have a '74 Plymouth Duster and love classic cars, so I'm usualy at car shows. If you are intristid, get in touch."
  • "I am a serious student but I definately have a wild side. My education and the many goals I have for myself exceed everything. I am the stuff that dreams are made of and dreams do come true, but you'll just have to wait to meet me until my finals are over."
  • "i am very good looking about 5'7" blond hair blue eyes slim great shape big boobs im am her to feel a fantasy of mine and my boyfriends."
  • "im Amanda and awesome is what i am and drunk is what i will be. i love a guy with a six pack . . . on his torso, and in his fridge. i raelly love to sing and dance, and im classy as hell."
  • "im not to shure what to put here. i thot this site is for losers but what the hell perhaps i am to."
  • "Im an Optimistic and Oppinionated Genius who is Random and livin in my own world but thats ok. I love challenge’s."
  • "Im a 5'9" blonde, blue-eyed gal who loves to get her own way and can be a bitch."
  • "Im a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. I tend to laugh alittle to much and have opinions on almost everything and dont give a shit what others think. Im totally insane but I promise you will learn to love me.....how could you not love a chick this hott? Im not the sharpest tool in the shed, so if your looking for stimulating conversation, keep moving."
  • "I am a knockout who was blessed with good looks ... no, accually, make that GREAT looks! I am amazing, truly funny, smart and divorced with two kid's but unfortuantley no father for them. I am very goal orriented and have a bite that stings. I love tat's and piercing's on men. Looking for friends or more. You cant have to many friends, rite?"
  • "im a 19 years old blue eyed blonde hair goddess who like an intuectual conversation about the pythagrium theorium. im in my secon year of collage and im doing grate so far. my goal is to get my nursing degree."
  • "im very spontanious and will top your list of the coolest people you will ever meet. im injoying my life and generally a nice person unless you cross me then you will regret ever meetiing me."
  • "This bits a lot easier when you meet in person, so I'll tell you more about me when we meet latter on . . . if we do, of coarse. I know that look's are nothing without a personality but I still want a super cute guy. I like things when they seem good at the time, which they usualy dont for long."
  • "I'm a blue eyed bombshell and I'm very cute taboot! I'm basically awesome. Ask everyone! Looking for friends and hopefully my solemate. I want to enjoy life with someone who's love me."
  • "I'm amazing. And you'd be lucky to meet me."
  • "im special lady who just graduated in accountant and am excited to start my new carrer."
  • "I'm a single independant woman who is a graduated Web Developer. I'm in to travel, music, fitness, and dining out. I'm not in to head games lifes to short for that. I'm looking to meet like minded males if your honest, sinsear, and emotionally segure."
  • "I am from your deepest and darkest mind, created by your innermost desires. Be afraid, guys, because I bite when you least expect it. So let's have a little fun . . . trust me, you will never know what hit you. I'm currently going through a seperation."
  • "well what can i say im hott and make men drool. im pretty layed back. im atracted to safisticatd smart guys. im looking for friends and possibley more if your hott to."
  • "im an out going person and deffinetley a perfect 10, so enjoy the view."
  • "I am a vere music person,I am smart,funny,good lisiner. I play the piano and gatar and live in cleveland ohio. Click YES to meet me if any of that interest you!"
  • "I have my bachelors degree in Recreation and plan to get my masters in Recreation. I'm just trying to meet new and interasting people. I enjoy swimming, volley ball, running, movies and so much more. If you are interasted drop me a line."
  • "I'm a real southern belle and former fashion model. Hard to believe, but I look even better in person than I do in my photos. BTW, if your one of those guys with a picture in which your naked or half-naked, I do not want to meet you." (What a strange double standard, considering that she was posing in a bikini so skimpy that one of her nipples was visible.)
  • "I am not looking for love, and I dont see anything wrong with one nighters." (Nor does she likely see anything wrong with increasing her odds of contracting a sexually transmitted disease or being impregnated by a man she doesn't know very well.)
  • "i like to be spoiled by men and i get what i want. i can be sweet or a bitch so you'd better play your cards right. i am who i am deal with it."
  • "My daughter, also I enjoy to motocoross race, "really race I dont pose" build imports." (What???)
  • "I am very hot so I dont need you to tell me that because I already know it. I am on this site simply for the inflation of my ego!"
  • "I love this site cause I meat my boyfriend on here, I love him so much. I'm basicly looking to make friends only."
  • "A woman’s most important sexual organ is her brain, so keep her mind stimulated and she will never loose interest."
  • "I am a hot vampar so I will siduce you then suck your blood. The South will rise again!"
  • "Im fun to be around and I love my bestest friend Susan. I love men with tattoos and sexy arms not in any arms forces!"
  • "Take a walk with me, but beware because you may never want to leeve because I have a plethora of talents and skills. And Im hotter than any chick youve ever slept with!"
  • "Hey I am Carissa! I am definately the coolest person EVER! I love to be spoild and am kinda brat and well you will have to learn to live with it."
  • "I am shy until I get to know you, but after that I'll spoil you, so have some patients and soon the real fun will start. You will be very impressed because I am a really awesome catch!"
  • "What can I say about myself? I got it. I'm hot. If you think these are fake, think again! They're 100% ALL-NATURAL 36DDD'S!"
  • "The best damn thing you will ever see just appeared on your screen: my pictures! I joined this sight to fullfill my ever-growing need to boost my ego."
  • "I'm bisexual and proud of it. I'm loud and love to drink. I'm the first one to wreastle an alligator. I'm single and intreasted in meeting some new people for fun. Can you keep my short atention span entertained?"
  • "A honest, well educated, intellecutal lady. I have a tendancy to be much too sharp for my own good."
  • "I am an outgoing, sizzling girl who is truly beautiful and exceedingly sexy. I am super-smart and engaging as hell. I have a big heart and maybe I will share it with you if you're nice-n-hot and lucky enough to have me. My parents say I'm extra-special. They're right. I'm pretty much the coolest person ever. Seriously."
  • "im funny and allways in a good mode i think you allways should have a smile in that way life seems easier."
  • "I don't know where to begin and even if I did, I wouldn't know how to adequately describe how amazing I am. You'll just have to find out for yourself."
  • "i love to laugh and have fun i don't have any dislikes." (Hmmm, doesn't she dislike being sick? Robbed?)
  • "im attractid to guys that arnt lazy and take good care of them selfs. my family and friends is my life. i have alot of male friends so please dont be jelouse."
  • "i'm a single mami who works as a doctors assistent. i'm not your typical female, i'm very femine but also a tomboy. i enjoy working on my car. i love car shows and demolation derbys."
  • "its hard to discribe myself, so let contact and know each other. i cant say much on here because it wont allow me too."
  • "I'm cute, hilarious, and humble, so I won't brag about my brilliant mind, amazing wit, insane charm, or my ability to melt men with a single glance. I will just say that I am quite possibly the coolest person in the world."
  • "I'm energetic, love a good conversation, and I love the outdoor. I will steel your heart & intreague your mind. Interested?"
  • "I'm not willing to really tell nothing about myself to everyone. You will get to find out about me only if you is lucky."
  • "am a lady who likes to travel alot and i play piano alot, am a very religiopus person, i enjoy running and swtiming."
  • "im pettite with blue eyes, im eazy going, im smart and im cute . . . in other words, im adictive."
  • "My mind is larger than the universe, and I enjoy concentrating on big things . . . like my IQ, or my boobs."
  • "my names kimber im still prity young i have blonde hair and i talk alot and generaly im prity nice and i like makeing new friends."
  • "I am a real beauty. Who loves music and dance. I have two awsome brothers. Who make me laugh. I am looking for a hansome man with a great job. Good luck men."
  • "i am in school and studying beauty therapy, yes i am very clever although i might not seem smart."
  • "im looking for someone specail. i have a great since of humor. im extreamly outgoing and friendly, i promise that i can put a smile on your face! i dont have any paticular idea of my ideal man, so im happy to here from everyone! :-) unfotainatly, i dont have alot of free time cause i work two jobs."
  • "I like getting dressed up, puting on my favorite high heals, and going out with my friends. I have an amazing sense of humor. If you dont seem fun to me than I probobly wont respond to you. Sorry. I've dated boring losers in the past and found that ussually isnt fun at all."
  • "I am the most easy going, laid back girl you will ever meet. Life is to short to be any other way. I'm not intrested on more then friends, just to mention."
  • "I have six tattoos, three piercings, and a kick ass laugh. I am hotter than the sun and super fun. I love to live life too its fullest. What more could you want?"
  • "I'm a very passinate and affectionate person who like people they amazing and astound me. I've been on this site a wile and love it so thanks you if you have been rating on me. I just wanted to see what this site was all about, and of corse see how others would rate me."
  • "I'm a really up beat person who restores old homes for a liveing and injoy it very much. Out side of work, I love bieng out doors. I have also been taking classes in collage."
  • I like messaging people. To know more is to ask. Behind that beautiful face of mine is a briliant mind, so ask me anything and I will give you an answer!!!"
  • "I'm young, ambischis, hot, and unpredicitible. My main intrests are danceing, drinking, and partys. I also have a interlectual side, I am curently studying psychology and will do illistration next simester."
  • "Im new to this site and seeing waht it is all about... If your intrested in meeting me know that I am quite silective and picky so I wont respond to every guy who writes to me."
  • "I am definately intellitgent...and hot, of coarse. If your intellitgent and cute, I want to meet you!"
  • "I have a very posative outlook and never stop smileing. Depresion is not a word in my dictornary." (Nor any dictionary!)
  • "I'm intelligent, hilarious, and very witty.I have a vibrant personality but can be difficult to handle some times.I love to meet new friends.I work in an opticians. I absoutly love animals!"
  • "im a very high matanced chick but im wurth it."
  • "im a layed back gall who loves to party and hangout with my friends. im funnie and lots of funn. ive been told that i have a verry positive orah. im definatly a big hockey fan."
  • "I am an indepentant woman who is an intellecutal and the most awesome person eva! I am looking for friends but maybe more if your lucky. I am truly a goddess and your probibly not worth my time, but what the heck, go ahead and give it a try, who knows?"
  • "im a hot mom of a lovely 1 yrs old girl who is opend minded and hoping to meet someone special to treet me and my daughter right. please contact me if you like what you see and hear." (Hear?)
  • "im stunning as you can see but other than that, I dont have a clue what to write."
  • "Im 26 years old and in college at them time. Can you guess how many kids I have by looking at my beautiful bod?"
  • "i already know im super hot so i dont give a shit about how you rate me and i dont give a shit about this site and i dont give a shit about you. have a nice day."
  • "Hi guys! I am 20 years old and live in Philadelphia area where go to school. Yes, I'm pretty, but real smart, to. I want to find a boy friend who is least as smart as me." (That shouldn't be difficult! :-)
  • "I'm looking for a man who is worth my time, because it is to damn precious to waste! My personality is addictive, my body is hot, and my smile is captivating. Even my roommate, who isn't gay, wants to sleep with me. In other words, I'm irresistible."
  • "I am Karen by name. I want a very handsome man because I am a modelling. Im fun loveing and out going and looking to meet guys who dont take life to seriously."
  • "im a 23 years old and having a good time being single. im just to cute!" (Don't schools still teach the difference between to and too?)
  • "I'm 5'7" and 115 lbs and an incredibly awesome person! I'm hot, sexy, beautiful, cute, and gorgeous at the same time. WARNING: I'M ADDICTIVE . . . once you meet me, you'll never get me off your mind! I a graduate of Ohio State and like other people who is very intelligent I support Barack Obama for President! The Republicans say that he's done many things wrong such as associate with domestic terrorists, but the only error he's made is not picking me for his running mate! I'm cuter than Sarah Palin and smarter than Joe Biden . . . where did he learn history, from comic books??? My #1 interests is music."
  • "i am outgoing yet layed bac, if that makes sence."
  • "I'm a cheer leader who puts my hole heart into things. I like to dance, have fun, and met interesting people. I am looking for people to hangout with and havea good time. I would have to say I'm hilarious."
  • "I am a college student and career women. I have a deathly allergy to all dairy products! I am a women who can handle anything that comes my way . . . except for a glass of milk!"
  • "I am a careing and loveing inteligent women . . ." (Caring? Perhaps. Loving? Perhaps. Women? Definitely not! Intelligent? Ditto!)
  • "I'm really hot but really friendly too! I love to chat, so drop me a line. I don't bight much!"
  • "Im 5'8", 117 pounds, super hot, super smart, and super cool. Im married . . . at least for now . . ."
  • "i am a graduating nursing studant, and thinking of going much further in the medical feild."
  • "OK LISTEN UP MORONS ... IF U R OVER 35 I WILL NOT RESPOND ... READ MY FRIGGEN PROFILE INSTEAD OF ASKING ME DUM QUESTIONS ... IDIOTS!!! AND NO PERVERSE, PLEASE!!!!!"
  • "im a 25 years old and i like to hangout with friends and family, especialy my nefew hes so cute & funny! I think very highly of myself, but I have every right to do that because I am very atractive and highly inteligent. i basically rock because I am beautiful inside and out. i have a low tollerance for BS and people with big egos."
  • "i enjoy meting new people but not to many. im not here for one-night stands. im not here to send you naked pictures of my self. dont even ask because i have respect for my self. im looking for someone who perferrably doesnt drink alcohaul. i am definitly STRAIGTH so i dont want to hear from lezbians, ok?"
  • “I want to get out of lifes everyday rutine … therfore Im sometimes to direct in giving my opinyuns so I dont waist time with men Im not compatibull with. I dont have patients four them. I love learning and expiriencing new things.” [One of them is evidently not opening a dictionary now and then! :-)]
 
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